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The Dolphins suck, but on Sunday, October 23 Duffy’s Sports Grill will still open the ironically titled and thus far major misnomer that is the Duffy’s Hall of Champions at Sun Life Stadium in the hopes that maybe copious amounts of booze and 40 screens playing hopefully some winning games will make up for that abysmal mess. Tickets--a hefty $250 for assigned seating, $150 for standing room only--include an open bar, consisting of wine, beer, soda and water, an unlimited game day buffet and more. If you ask some football fans, the Dolphins should pay them to watch the games. To purchase, call 888-FINS-TIX and select option 5. “Thanks to Duffy’s, the Duffy’s Hall of Champions combines a premium sports bar atmosphere with the unparalleled experience of watching the game live. It’s truly a sports fan’s dream”, says Mike Dee, CEO of the Miami Dolphins, who really should be busy doing something to make his team win instead of waxing excitement on a new sports bar. [EaterWire]