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BRICKELL— The Brickell Fest kicks off this weekend with a free Cinco de Mayo celebration from noon to midnight in a parking lot at 1001 S Miami Ave. There will be beer and tequila stands, games, mariachi, lucha libre wrestling, and a mechanical bull. [Short Order]
UNFORTUNATE FORTUNATES— Former New York Times restaurant critic Frank Bruni investigates the world of non-traditional fortune cookies that say things like "Two eyebrows are better than one" and, um, "You will die alone and poorly dressed." Turns a restaurant gave the latter message to a Long Island woman whose boyfriend had just died. Oops. [NYT via Eater National]
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