"Screaming babies, flies, amateurish service, tattooed cretins and unseasoned food created the perfect storm for a quick exit."

All the helpful and — not-so-helpful — reviews from the message boards

by Olee Fowler@oleefowler Jun 11, 2015, 11:59am EDT

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Why is it so hard to serve customers drinks without spilling it?? [Yelp]

With only 1 place serving Cajun food in the City, this place has lots of awards. If you've had good Cajun food or ever been to New Orleans, you'll be disappointed in most of the food here. [Zomato]

Amazing place: "haute cuisine" as inventive and original as you would find at a top table in a city like New York or Chicago, in a casual setting. [Chowhound]

Screaming babies, flies, amateurish service, tattooed cretins and unseasoned food created the perfect storm for a quick exit. [Zomato]

First of all this is not a true sushi restaurant, unless I visited on an off day and actual sushi chefs come in during the weekend? [Yelp]

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